I really can't think of anything that makes me want to buy new clothes more than giant chicken wings. Genius display.

I like you, chips. You can come home with me.

Bless their starchy little hearts.

The Japanese do not take mayonnaise worship lightly.

I love you, caffeine addiction. Be mine for always.

Don't get too close, kids! Pumpkins are nasty!

All aboard the chocolate train! Oh! Excuse me! That is NOT what I was referring to! Please keep your hands to yourself!