I really can't think of anything that makes me want to buy new clothes more than giant chicken wings. Genius display.
I like you, chips. You can come home with me.
Bless their starchy little hearts.
The Japanese do not take mayonnaise worship lightly.
I love you, caffeine addiction. Be mine for always.
Don't get too close, kids! Pumpkins are nasty!
All aboard the chocolate train! Oh! Excuse me! That is NOT what I was referring to! Please keep your hands to yourself!
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