Have Some Self Respect

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coffee,disgusting,instant
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Dude I will buy you a real cup of coffee every day to keep you from going down this dark road.

Drink Your Lunch

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alcohol,booze,disgusting,flavor,peanut putter and jelly,vodka
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A three sandwich lunch just became a three martini lunch.

Detritus Salad

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computer,dirty,disgusting,greens,keyboard,sprouts
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You've gotta stop eating nine grain bread at your desk, bro. That's nasty.

2 Man Chain Gang: Outback Steakhouse

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At 1552 calories, the Bloomin' Onion should be the entire meal shared between two people.

Late Show: Grilling Steak Without a Grill

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If you've never seen Masao cook before, you're in for a real treat! So creative, so inventive! So vomit-inducing! There are a few swears in here so beware, but it's pretty tame other than the shot of the toilet. gag

Ready to Eat!

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can,chicken,cooked,disgusting,slimy,whole
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I prefer my chicken with a fine coating of afterbirth.

Paula Deen Will Probably Eat Your Hand Given the Chance

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Via: I Heart Chaos http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1286465865/paula-deen-takes-some-ludes-and-makes-some-food

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