Dude I will buy you a real cup of coffee every day to keep you from going down this dark road.
A three sandwich lunch just became a three martini lunch.
You've gotta stop eating nine grain bread at your desk, bro. That's nasty.
At 1552 calories, the Bloomin' Onion should be the entire meal shared between two people.
If you've never seen Masao cook before, you're in for a real treat! So creative, so inventive! So vomit-inducing! There are a few swears in here so beware, but it's pretty tame other than the shot of the toilet. gag
I prefer my chicken with a fine coating of afterbirth.
Via: I Heart Chaos http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1286465865/paula-deen-takes-some-ludes-and-makes-some-food
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