Health Conscious!

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Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!

Looks Legit

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When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.

Breathe the Pounds Away

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Inhaling vapor that tastes like pancakes: genius or saddest day ever?

I'm on a Single Slice Diet

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Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.

Calm Down, Mr. Fizzy

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I know you get excited but I feel like you're just faking it.

It's Almost February

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You know you're sneaking Nutter Butters twice a day already anyway.

Round it All Out

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I like things all squared up, personally.

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