Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!

When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.

Inhaling vapor that tastes like pancakes: genius or saddest day ever?

Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.

I know you get excited but I feel like you're just faking it.

You know you're sneaking Nutter Butters twice a day already anyway.

I like things all squared up, personally.