Come on, just eat the bacon and let's get on with it.

Now you can make pretty much anything!

Can you imagine how long it takes this guy to fold his toilet paper before he wipes?

The only part I care about is coffee goes in, I get buzzed, I crash, I need more coffee.

Just don't try to eat the cookies while you're doing the poses. Don't want to end up with gingerbread in your windpipe.

Doesn't all lager come with at least a modicum of contempt?

Don't be so upset, cow brains are helping us look younger! SCIENCE!