Shame on a baker who try to run a game on a baker.
Yeah, you love puns!
Three layers of cake containing a cherry pie, a pumpkin pie and an apple pie. What more do you want from me? It's a damn pastryception!
Who needs a garden when you can cook up your own worms? There are so many ways to gross out your neighbors.
It's a stretch to claim the "natural" provenance of those canned fruits but I'll support any instance of pouring booze on something and calling it cooking.