You Want it, You Got it!

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You Want it, You Got it!
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explodingtoothpaste:

Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with "nothing" written in chocolate sauce on it.

Take a Sip

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Take a Sip
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The nice thing about a shake made of frosting is that you don't need to keep it cold to keep it creamy. A good warm glass of sugar is all I'm looking for.

Chicken and Waffles Ice Cream

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In a few weeks I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. This is what I want for every meal!

Chocolate Candle is Infuriating

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Chocolate Candle is Infuriating
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By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!

Dessert is a Surprise

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Dessert is a Surprise
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Ever had a meal so good you could die happy right there at the table?