Watch out, if you replace smokes with carrots 1:1 you may just turn orange.
This is terrible for children with an oral fixation.
You gotta respect the fusion of two disciplines of edible aesthetics. I've never had a sandwich artist art up a sandwich quite so intricately myself.
It's like trying to cram a gummy peg into an equally gummy hole that is pretty much kind of the right size.
Good advice, and tasty!
Perfect for parking lot stomping; so many exit points!
Just give me a whole bowl of Baby Ruths and we're good to go.
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