David the NOM

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David the NOM
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Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?

My Pizza is so Metallic

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My Pizza is so Metallic
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It tastes better than it sounds.

Game of Thrones Beer Labels

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Game of Thrones Beer Labels
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I bet Greyjoy tastes like ass but gets you totally crunked!

Fanciest Cereal Ever

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Fanciest Cereal Ever
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Yes, these are fake, but I bet you could slap this on a box of regular old Lucky Charms and sell them to rich people for $20 a box. Let's start a business!

OBVIOUSLY!

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OBVIOUSLY!
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For those of us who have a slower time revving up in the morning.

Gnome Beer

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Gnome Beer
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The only problem is, whenever I want a beer I have to go out hunting for it in the garden.