Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?

It tastes better than it sounds.

I bet Greyjoy tastes like ass but gets you totally crunked!

Yes, these are fake, but I bet you could slap this on a box of regular old Lucky Charms and sell them to rich people for $20 a box. Let's start a business!

For those of us who have a slower time revving up in the morning.

The only problem is, whenever I want a beer I have to go out hunting for it in the garden.

The coke drips out in perfect liquid cubes.