Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?
It tastes better than it sounds.
I bet Greyjoy tastes like ass but gets you totally crunked!
Yes, these are fake, but I bet you could slap this on a box of regular old Lucky Charms and sell them to rich people for $20 a box. Let's start a business!
For those of us who have a slower time revving up in the morning.
The only problem is, whenever I want a beer I have to go out hunting for it in the garden.
The coke drips out in perfect liquid cubes.
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