If your home is furnished with cake you never have to worry about getting bored with your current decor. Just throw a party, sweep up the crumbs and start over.
It's time to start thinking about holiday decorations! Break out the lacquered weenie tree!
The only thing sexier than a waterbed with faux leather bumpers is a waterbed with faux leather bumpers disguised as a giant sandwich. Oh baby, spread my mayo.
It's too dim in here, go harvest some gummy bears from the lamp for me.
In my house it would always and forever be a spaghetti tree.
This Lady Gives the Ultimate How-To Guide To Dickpics
Toothbrush Absolutely Blows Cat's Mind
Shiba Inus Make Terrible Sous Chefs
A Random Text for Somebody Named Ash Turns Into an Opportunity ...
When "Lip Enhancement" Goes Wrong
These Guinea Pigs are Better Cosplayers Than You
Super Genius Man Tapes Mentos to His Body Then Jumps Into ...
This is the Worst Elevator Ride These Guys Will Ever Have
Time to Add This to the Will
Social Media Warfare, but That's Just the Power of Pine Sol, ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more