If your home is furnished with cake you never have to worry about getting bored with your current decor. Just throw a party, sweep up the crumbs and start over.

It's time to start thinking about holiday decorations! Break out the lacquered weenie tree!

The only thing sexier than a waterbed with faux leather bumpers is a waterbed with faux leather bumpers disguised as a giant sandwich. Oh baby, spread my mayo.

It's too dim in here, go harvest some gummy bears from the lamp for me.

In my house it would always and forever be a spaghetti tree.