ChocoGlock

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case,chocolate,dangerous,firearm,gun,weapon
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Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.

Killer Seafood

Favorite
dangerous,deadly,killer,seafood,weapons
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Would you mind swinging that salmon axe gently at my mouth? Lovely.

Ouch! So Much Burning!

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burn,dangerous,food,freeze,hurt,injuries,stab
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Hey man, even Breatharians get chapped lips and a sunburn once in a while.

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