Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.
It's a war zone in there.
Shredding your knuckles that is. Be careful!
Would you mind swinging that salmon axe gently at my mouth? Lovely.
Hey man, even Breatharians get chapped lips and a sunburn once in a while.
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