Daddy, You Smell

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candy,cigarettes,dad,fake,responsible,smoking
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Just like mom candies look just like quaaludes!

Hold Still, Baby!

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baby,dad,face,ketchup,lick,spill
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It's a fact, babies' faces are 50 times cleaner than our own.

Identity Crisis

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80,birthday,cake,dad,jack
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Somebody needs to clarify for Pappy Jack what's really going on here.

Daily Cake: Let's Stop Counting

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birthday,cake,dad,old
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At some point we all just reach "old" and then people just call us "old" until we die. Damn kids.

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