Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space

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bread,cut,gadget,kitchen,strips,toast,utensil
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My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?

The Best Utensil

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It really is a wonderful machine.

Keep Those Knives Sharp!

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chop,cut,fingers,hand,knives,veggies
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It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.

So Handy!

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banana,cut,gadget,phallic,slicer
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Slices easily through soft, cylindrical objects and foodstuffs.

Melon Love

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cross section,cut,heart,knife,watermelon
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I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.

Ooh Kinky

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chop,cut,eat me,faces,happy,sick,veggies,watch
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There are few things in this world I love more than watching a cute green girl slice me to bits with her big kitchen knife.

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