My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?

Double Your surface area, double your pleasure.

It really is a wonderful machine.

It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.

Slices easily through soft, cylindrical objects and foodstuffs.

I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.

There are few things in this world I love more than watching a cute green girl slice me to bits with her big kitchen knife.