My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?
Double Your surface area, double your pleasure.
It really is a wonderful machine.
It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.
Slices easily through soft, cylindrical objects and foodstuffs.
I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.
There are few things in this world I love more than watching a cute green girl slice me to bits with her big kitchen knife.
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