Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?
You, sir, had the coolest grandfather! I wish someone had made these for me when I was a kid.
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Why so serious? Is it scurvy?
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He must have gotten really cut up. They never even liked the guy.
Who cares if they're juicy when they finally make such nice building blocks?
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