Wait, what about if I'm just hungry for bacon?
When I was 13 I was obsessed with making my bangs really tall, not curing hiccups. This girl and her magic candy have got me beat!
Fat and happy and all is right with the world.
I'm hoping this is more of a hangover cure than a hangover starter. I don't need a soup bowl full of fish, Malibu rum, apple pucker and regret.
Who needs a specially climate-controlled space when you live near the equator?