Ooh are those heroin poppers? What an intoxicating snack!
Please, continue to enjoy your cold, frosty beverage. I'll be fine.
Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.
Let's be honest here, that's where it all ends up anyway.
It's like a typical Seattle breakfast, buzz on buzz.
It's too early for this crap.
I trust we all drank our fill of cheap beer in plastic cups this weekend. This poor guy got left behind as usual.
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