This Wine Tastes Squiddy

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This Wine Tastes Squiddy
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Want everything you drink to taste more like a delicious, briny, dried squid? You're in luck! They make a cup out of a real dried squid for just such a purpose!

Let's Not Beat Around the Bush

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Let's Not Beat Around the Bush
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I'm just gonna take this mug into the bathroom with me. Kill two birds, if you will.

McHappy Face

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McHappy Face
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Don't get cheeky with me, cup, I emancipated you from the clutches of that evil burger-slinging clown!

Ugh, Puzzles

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Ugh, Puzzles
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Don't make me solve this damn thing before the first cup. I'm useless in the morning.

Class Up Your Instant Noodles

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Class Up Your Instant Noodles
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A ceramic cup almost makes you feel like you're eating real food!

Rough Morning

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Rough Morning
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Too much cream is going to be counterproductive in terms of that hangover.

Never Let Your Guard Down

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Never Let Your Guard Down
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If you're lucky, when this cup is empty, I won't want to punch you anymore.