The perfect snack for people who think pizza needs more crust and less toppings.
Don't be such a martyr. Are you going to insist on doing the dishes while we all eat you too? Ugh.
Listen, if I want a burger, I'll get a burger from a burger place okay? Just stop it!
Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.
Ooh ooh! Can I get first crack at the eyeballs?
These remind me a little too much of egg pods laid by aliens or insects to inspire a healthy appetite.
I don't know about that vent. I anticipate some overheating. Don't burn your mouth.
That's pretty punny!
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