Make Your Own Pizza Cones Set

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Make Your Own Pizza Cones Set
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The perfect snack for people who think pizza needs more crust and less toppings.

Shut Up. Pie

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Shut Up. Pie
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Don't be such a martyr. Are you going to insist on doing the dishes while we all eat you too? Ugh.

O U Funny Huh?

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Listen, if I want a burger, I'll get a burger from a burger place okay? Just stop it!

Why Choose?

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Why Choose?
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Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.

Fish Head Pie

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Fish Head Pie
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Ooh ooh! Can I get first crack at the eyeballs?

Burrowing Parasite or Hot Dog Crust?

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Burrowing Parasite or Hot Dog Crust?
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These remind me a little too much of egg pods laid by aliens or insects to inspire a healthy appetite.

Apple Pie

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Apple Pie
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I don't know about that vent. I anticipate some overheating. Don't burn your mouth.

That's pretty punny!