Look at that sadistic grin as he watches me cry. I hate that guy.
Why so serious? Is it scurvy?
I want my 80 cents back! This is an outrage!
I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.
Let's not forget that hot dogs are people too. Maybe literally.
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