Jerk Onion

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Jerk Onion
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Look at that sadistic grin as he watches me cry. I hate that guy.

HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR

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HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR
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I want my 80 cents back! This is an outrage!

Melon Love

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Melon Love
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I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.

Hot Dog Horror

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Hot Dog Horror
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Let's not forget that hot dogs are people too. Maybe literally.