Jerk Onion

Favorite
cross section,cry,face,jerk,onion,smile
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Look at that sadistic grin as he watches me cry. I hate that guy.

HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR

Favorite
cross section,cup noodles,empty,ripoff,tricky,unfair
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I want my 80 cents back! This is an outrage!

Melon Love

Favorite
cross section,cut,heart,knife,watermelon
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I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.

Hot Dog Horror

Favorite
cross section,face,horror,hot dog,howl,scared,scream
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Let's not forget that hot dogs are people too. Maybe literally.

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