I would totally eat an Oreo that has been driven over by a Mars rover.

It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!

Can you only order it on an airplane? That's pretty much the only place I'd want to eat it.

Deal with the fact that I'm seriously going to eat all your Oreos in the name of "art."

The Japanese have taken the concept of "just add water" to amazing new heights. I want this in my mouth.

I didn't know you could buy non-newtonian fluids in the grocery store!

Go nuts, kids, I'm sure you all know what an Evangelion is and why that white blob in the middle of a cake is exciting.