In his deepest darkest fantasies all he really wanted to be was a doorstop.
I'm editing my will right now to stipulate that I will be buried with all my worldly belongings inside a pyramid shaped watermelon.
BTW, happy National Watermelon Day! Yaaaaaay!
I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.
They said "You can't put noodles on a pizza." I told them "Crazy like a fox!"
Life threatening stunts are totally worth the wheel of cheese you may or may not win at the bottom of the hill.
Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.
Michael Bay thinks this should be changed to a friendly alien banana.
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