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In his deepest darkest fantasies all he really wanted to be was a doorstop.

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I'm editing my will right now to stipulate that I will be buried with all my worldly belongings inside a pyramid shaped watermelon.

BTW, happy National Watermelon Day! Yaaaaaay!

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I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.

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They said "You can't put noodles on a pizza." I told them "Crazy like a fox!"

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Life threatening stunts are totally worth the wheel of cheese you may or may not win at the bottom of the hill.

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Via: Reddit
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Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.

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Via: BoingBoing
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Michael Bay thinks this should be changed to a friendly alien banana.