The louder you criticize my cooking, the sooner you go in the pot where you'll really shut up.

Don't clog up the plumbing with your crappy food.

You don't want to get too close to that one, bro. That's an infestation that takes ages to get rid of.

I'll just have a twinkie, thanks. I'd like to keep all my digits intact.

I like my snacks with big, snappy claws!

Fill it with crabs: CRABCEPTION! We need to go deeper!

I've never understood how anyone could stomach shrimp heads. Even this cartoon cat made of rice is grossing me out.