Slow down, you don't have to eat your dinner so fast.
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I'm full, but thanks for the opportunity.
I'd like mine in a nice creamy white sauce. #3rdgradejokes
I guess there is some ball sport that this dude plays where they have a triple double point square or something. I don't know sports! Hit the link below and you could bid on ebay for Mr. Thyroid there to autograph some cookies for you.
Get your fat asses down to Wienerschnitzel and you could win $10k just by eating a corn dog! This is pretty much the only reason I would ever eat a corn dog so do it for me!
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