I just want to swish it around in my mouth like a breath freshener.
Oatmeal, ice cream bars and baklava are particularly delicious when they're spicier.
Because the one thing that I always find is missing from my cooking is ketchup, but, you know, dry.
No joke, the restaurant that sells this stuff just moved in about six blocks away from my house. It takes everything in my being to not buy a jar every time I walk by.
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