I couldn't care less about hoverboards and flying cars, I want my computer to deliver me food!
The day my computer can feed me tacos is the day I retire the use of my hands officially.
Generous, clever, and considerate! This girl's a keeper!
I don't know about that vent. I anticipate some overheating. Don't burn your mouth.
That's pretty punny!
The battery in my last banana never lasted very long so I downgraded to an older, more reliable model.
It really is a wonderful machine.
The internet and alcohol, two great tastes that taste great together. I want to put a filter on the comments on this post so that you can only comment if you're drunk. Get to chugging!
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