I couldn't care less about hoverboards and flying cars, I want my computer to deliver me food!

The day my computer can feed me tacos is the day I retire the use of my hands officially.

Generous, clever, and considerate! This girl's a keeper!

I don't know about that vent. I anticipate some overheating. Don't burn your mouth.

That's pretty punny!

The battery in my last banana never lasted very long so I downgraded to an older, more reliable model.

It really is a wonderful machine.

The internet and alcohol, two great tastes that taste great together. I want to put a filter on the comments on this post so that you can only comment if you're drunk. Get to chugging!