Getting hammered as a team is far more satisfying.
If he can do that with 30 peeps, imagine what he could do to the Stay-Puft marshmallow man!
There's something really amazing about a man who will eat as much as he can of whatever it is you present to him. Kobayashi, marry me!
Remember kids, competitive eating is for professionals only. Don't try this at home unless you have a hankering for heart failure.
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