Easy Advice

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comic,fast food,gross,toothpaste for dinner
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Did that thing you're putting in your mouth come off a plant or animal looking anything like it does now? No? Shut it down.

The Heart Wants What it Wants

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comic,gluttony,heart,overeating,pizza
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Just slip a slice right into my valve there and we'll call it good.

Slippery Little Suckers

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comic,kill,stab,sushi,tricky
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Sometimes there has to be a certain level of sacrifice for me to enjoy my meal.

Holy Consecrated Kool Aid

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Blood,comic,drink,kool aid
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Drink of my blood, child, and be filled with the glory of my presence.

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