Easy Advice

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Easy Advice
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Did that thing you're putting in your mouth come off a plant or animal looking anything like it does now? No? Shut it down.

Strawbs, Bro!

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Strawbs, Bro!
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Submitted By: Unknown (via Left Handed Toons)
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You can't do that, remember?

The Heart Wants What it Wants

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The Heart Wants What it Wants
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Submitted By: Unknown (via Loldwell)
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Just slip a slice right into my valve there and we'll call it good.

Slippery Little Suckers

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Submitted By: Unknown (via Bacon Asylum)
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Sometimes there has to be a certain level of sacrifice for me to enjoy my meal.

Holy Consecrated Kool Aid

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Submitted By: Unknown (via Three Word Phrase)
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Drink of my blood, child, and be filled with the glory of my presence.

Serious Pie

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Submitted By: Unknown (via Serious Eats)
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A delivery he'll never forget.