That IS a Selection!

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That IS a Selection!
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So many cola choices! I can't decide!

Giant Gummy Cola Bottle

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Giant Gummy Cola Bottle
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There are few things tastier under the "gummy" umbrella than cola bottles. Imagine if this giant cola gummy was filled with actual cola. Heaven!

Your Mustache Tastes Like Tab

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Your Mustache Tastes Like Tab
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Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.

Those Guys are Such Cokeheads

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Those Guys are Such Cokeheads
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Dude, I'm gonna do so much coke this weekend. It's gonna be insane.

Traitor!

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Traitor!
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He's clearly been consorting with a non-cola beverage. How DARE he?!