Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!
Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.
But not if I eat them first!
That's not a smile, it's just gas.
You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!
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