You better eat your little seed bowl there too, bro.
You'll only get one or two shots out of this before it starts to disintegrate, but that should hold you until you get to the cabinet and just pour yourself a coffee mug full.
Slightly not safe for work due to a naughty word.
That's it, we're eating potatoes every night forever until the novelty of this trick wears off.
How many digits did you fit into your pie? Not including your fingers when you ate it with your hands like a barbarian, that is.
I'm just gonna lock myself in the house with an iron and a coffee pot and call it a life. The internet said I could!