Crabby Red Pepper

Favorite
claws,crab,face,red pepper
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The louder you criticize my cooking, the sooner you go in the pot where you'll really shut up.

Make Yourself Useful

Favorite
claws,menu,shish kebabs,skewers,wolverine,x men
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Adamantium is a great conductor of heat.

Freddy's Dead

Favorite
cake,claws,freddy krueger,glove,nightmare on elm street
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Keep that thing where I can see it. Last time it came up out of the bathtub and that was bad news. http://chapmania.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/nan.jpg

Foreleg? Weak, I Wanted a Kicker!

Favorite
claws,dinosaur,leg,meat,shrinkwrapped
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You better clip those claws before cooking it. I hear once it hits the water it starts slashing again.

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