Crabby Red Pepper

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Crabby Red Pepper
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The louder you criticize my cooking, the sooner you go in the pot where you'll really shut up.

Make Yourself Useful

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Make Yourself Useful
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Adamantium is a great conductor of heat.

Freddy's Dead

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Freddy's Dead
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Keep that thing where I can see it. Last time it came up out of the bathtub and that was bad news. http://chapmania.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/nan.jpg

Foreleg? Weak, I Wanted a Kicker!

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Foreleg? Weak, I Wanted a Kicker!
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You better clip those claws before cooking it. I hear once it hits the water it starts slashing again.