The louder you criticize my cooking, the sooner you go in the pot where you'll really shut up.

Adamantium is a great conductor of heat.

Keep that thing where I can see it. Last time it came up out of the bathtub and that was bad news. http://chapmania.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/nan.jpg

You better clip those claws before cooking it. I hear once it hits the water it starts slashing again.