I need more protein than this carrot-beaked, spicy-feathered fool can provide.

I have to disguise myself just to get by. It's insulting, I tell ya!

Cooking with Skrillex is always an unparalleled journey through a frantic flavor-scape.

You could fry pretty much anything in a Cheez-Its breading and I'd shove it in my face so fast you'd never even get a whiff.

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Like these buffalo wing cupcakes with blue cheese buttercream frosting. Make your friends eat them while you shout at the TV.

I just can't stand the idea of eating a bird that didn't have the chances in life I've had.

This is what happens to people who make vague requests; mystery meat.