Choose Your Chicken Wisely

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Choose Your Chicken Wisely
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Evil-to-the-core drug lord? I'm in! Bigoted coward? No thanks! Besides, the meth makes the chicken even tastier.

High Art, High Flavor

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High Art, High Flavor
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My favorite gallery openings are the ones where we all get to eat the art afterwards.

Let's Not Get Greedy

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Let's Not Get Greedy
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Our collective obsession with legs in this country has gone TOO FAR.

Barf on a Bone Stick

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Barf on a Bone Stick
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Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.

A Lovely Hostess

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A Lovely Hostess
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You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.