I really can't think of anything that makes me want to buy new clothes more than giant chicken wings. Genius display.

Viserion, Drogon, Rhaegal, what happened to you?!

Beer hand is the most important hand. Plus, he's saving the environment by not wasting a stack of napkins!

This is the kind of giant, boxed meal that can only be eaten absent-mindedly while watching the game. Focusing any real attention on this meal would make me want to kill myself.

That 12-winged chicken never even saw it coming.

You know what's sexier than two spindly little chicken wings? A STEAK DAMMIT!