Sneaky Sneaky

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Sneaky Sneaky
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Let's just call it a "fryer's dozen." Fryers are obviously stingy compared to bakers.

It's a McMergency!

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It's a McMergency!
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We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.

If the Goal Was Soggy Fries, You Win

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Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.

Dinkytown Needs to Chill

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Dinkytown Needs to Chill
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When you threaten a man with something as dangerous as McNuggets, you deserve the taser. Don't mess around with processed chicken products, bro.

Do You Get Chilly AND Hungry?

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Do You Get Chilly AND Hungry?
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Everyone knows it's hard to get up off the couch for a snack when you're wearing a snuggie. It drags and trips and falls off. Now the snacks are right at your fingertips! Bonus extra large pocket full of BBQ sauce!

No Hollerin' at the Fryer Girls

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No Hollerin' at the Fryer Girls
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Wendy is serious. Dead serious. Frosty serious.

Do You Like Them? Really?

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Do You Like Them? Really?
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Because honestly I'd take nuggets over my family any day and I don't even really like nuggets that much.