Let's just call it a "fryer's dozen." Fryers are obviously stingy compared to bakers.
We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.
Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.
When you threaten a man with something as dangerous as McNuggets, you deserve the taser. Don't mess around with processed chicken products, bro.
Everyone knows it's hard to get up off the couch for a snack when you're wearing a snuggie. It drags and trips and falls off. Now the snacks are right at your fingertips! Bonus extra large pocket full of BBQ sauce!
Wendy is serious. Dead serious. Frosty serious.
Because honestly I'd take nuggets over my family any day and I don't even really like nuggets that much.
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