Listen, if I want a burger, I'll get a burger from a burger place okay? Just stop it!
Look, we're so famous we have our own burger!
Our CheezHQ uniforms just keep getting more and more complex. Too much flair if you ask me.
Yes, of course, after many months in a sealed can, why wouldn't a cheeseburger look as fresh and succulent as ever?
This burger's gonna take you DOWN! To the TOILET! Then you'll never wanna see my face AGAIN!
This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)
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