"Eight chips. That's all you get, fatty." -the most judgmental bag of chips ever.
My hangovers are seriously poor people hangovers.
Don't lie, this sounds even better than fresh, hot pizza and you know it!
Only $2 for a reason to swear a lot. Seriously, a lot. If for some reason you read this site with children (shame on you!) don't let them watch this.
BRB scouring eBay for these badasses!
Welcome to college, here is a case of noodles and a sock to hang on your doorknob. Enjoy.
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