He always dearly loved pepperoni.

Cats on low carb diets are such jerks.

This is no "Lady and the Tramp" here. Eating spaghetti alone off the table top is not nearly as romantic.

This is what we should get for our birthdays at Cheez HQ if we've been good.

I didn't know I could be allergic to milkshakes like this. ah-CHOO

Cats are up all night man, you can't live like this.

No, kitty! You don't get any, it's just in your honor.