All the Essentials

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case,meat,sausage,steak,suitcase
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Make sure your meatcase is tightly packed before takeoff.

Unnecessary Gadget is Unnecessary

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case,holder,ice pops,popsicle,sleeve
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I don't know why an otter pop would need to go scuba diving, but I guess I'm glad it's well equipped.

Vinderhosen

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best of the week,case,lederhosen,pants,silly,wine
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Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.

Hold Up Wait a Minute

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case,freezer,sign,silly,store
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Well maybe if it sobered up and started seeing a therapist, things wouldn't be such a mess.

ChocoGlock

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case,chocolate,dangerous,firearm,gun,weapon
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Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.

Watch For Broken Glass

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breakfast,case,emergency,glass,hammer
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Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

Baloney!

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baloney,case,clown,deli,face,freaky,meat,smile
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That's not a smile, it's just gas.

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