All the Essentials

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All the Essentials
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Make sure your meatcase is tightly packed before takeoff.

Unnecessary Gadget is Unnecessary

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Unnecessary Gadget is Unnecessary
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I don't know why an otter pop would need to go scuba diving, but I guess I'm glad it's well equipped.

Vinderhosen

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Vinderhosen
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Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.

Hold Up Wait a Minute

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Hold Up Wait a Minute
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Well maybe if it sobered up and started seeing a therapist, things wouldn't be such a mess.

ChocoGlock

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ChocoGlock
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Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.

Watch For Broken Glass

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Watch For Broken Glass
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Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

Baloney!

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Baloney!
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That's not a smile, it's just gas.