Make sure your meatcase is tightly packed before takeoff.

I don't know why an otter pop would need to go scuba diving, but I guess I'm glad it's well equipped.

Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.

Well maybe if it sobered up and started seeing a therapist, things wouldn't be such a mess.

Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.

Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

That's not a smile, it's just gas.