I Sense a Disturbance in the Fruit

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I Sense a Disturbance in the Fruit
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Later on in the night we'll pack the sucker with m-80s and re-enact Luke's triumphant hit.

The Rare Ten Legged Apple Crab

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The Rare Ten Legged Apple Crab
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I like my snacks with big, snappy claws!

Butter Cow and Farmers

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Butter Cow and Farmers
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Cows give us butter, we make more cows. THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE!

Bunch of Crunchy Dudes

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Bunch of Crunchy Dudes
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Just smother them in butter and they'll calm right down.

Ruthless Vegan Snacks

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Ruthless Vegan Snacks
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What did he ever do to you, buddy?

Death of Avocado

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Death of Avocado
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I love you so much I'd scrape out your skull and spread it on a sandwich.

And You Just Spit Them Out!

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And You Just Spit Them Out!
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While most of the world just wastes peach and plum pits, China is all up in there making art. Feeling lazy, much?