He can put together a charcuterie plate in less than two minutes. Best investment of our whole wedding!

Faster faster faster! You can do it!

Awwww, I wanted them to genetically engineer a Slurm Queen to produce the magic elixir.

I'm thrilled to see Scruffy included here. He's sadly underrepresented as a major player on the Planet Express crew.

You'd think they would put Cake the cat on a cake featuring Adventure Time, no?

You probably wouldn't be here if you didn't agree whole-heartedly with this sentiment.

A long time ago, when I was a baby, I went boom boom on a leaf. Then I fell backwards and sat in my own boom boom and cried for a day, but no one came to help me. That day I vowed to help anyone in need, no matter how small their problem! And that's why I need to go.