Master of the VegFlute

Favorite
carrots,flute,instrument,leeks,Music,vegetables
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And when you're done playing with your food you can make a melodious soup!

Vegetarian Tiger

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carrots,cheese,peppers,plate,tiger,veggies
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Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.

Veggie Bomb

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bomb,carrots,tape,threat,timer
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Do you think they'd let a bunch of carrots through TSA?

Vegan Lobster

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carrots,legs,lobster,sculpture,snack
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The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!

Healthier Habit

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addictive,carrot sticks,carrots,cigarettes,design
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Watch out, if you replace smokes with carrots 1:1 you may just turn orange.

Ruthless Vegan Snacks

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art,carrots,carved,head,murder,shoot
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What did he ever do to you, buddy?

Dude, Get a Haircut.

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carrots,face,fries,hair,meal,meat,onions,radish,steak
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I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.

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