And when you're done playing with your food you can make a melodious soup!
Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.
Do you think they'd let a bunch of carrots through TSA?
The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!
Watch out, if you replace smokes with carrots 1:1 you may just turn orange.
What did he ever do to you, buddy?
I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.
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