Veggies Have Feels Too

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carrot,cut,knife,mad,vegetarian,veggies
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Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?

Carrot Carving

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art,carrot,carving,sculpture
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Bunny will surely appreciate all the effort you put into his meal while he devours it in one chomp.

Slow Roasted in a Good Wine

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carrot,cooking,ha,joke,sign,snarky,vegetarians
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This place is all about personalized service. Will they also hard boil me a few children?

Gimme a Hand, Carrot

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carrot,fingers,hand,nibble,weird
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Oh sorry, I didn't mean for that comma to be there. I don't want a carrot's help, I want a carrot shaped like a hand, thanks. And a handful of ranch, please.

Onion Root Fingers are Worthless

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carrot,lime,man,onion,tomato,veggies
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My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.

Stop Clowning Around and Eat

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carrot,clown,face,green bean,leftovers,pasta,plate broccoli
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You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!

The Dark Lord's Dirty Secret

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art,carrot,carving,darth vader,sculpture,star wars
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No one knows this but Darth Vader was really into culinary presentation and would often send meals back with the force to be properly plated.

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