Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?
Bunny will surely appreciate all the effort you put into his meal while he devours it in one chomp.
This place is all about personalized service. Will they also hard boil me a few children?
Oh sorry, I didn't mean for that comma to be there. I don't want a carrot's help, I want a carrot shaped like a hand, thanks. And a handful of ranch, please.
My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.
You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!
No one knows this but Darth Vader was really into culinary presentation and would often send meals back with the force to be properly plated.
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